The Venture Bros. is back—and so is our world famous VB SHIRT CLUB! CELEBRATE SEASON 7 in incomparable style!
Here’s your chance to be part of the grand tradition of the deep insider. Venture Bros. creators Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer created SHIRT CLUB to bring you insanely limited edition T-shirts that they themselves designed. There’s no middleman second guessing everyone’s wants, just the creators going “Look, you need this! It’s cottony love emblazoned with inky truth!”
HOW VB SHIRT CLUB WORKS:
Each week, beginning with the Venture Bros. Season 7 premiere at Midnight, Sunday, August 5th, we will premiere a brand new shirt design which ties in smartly with that week’s episode. Ten new episodes—ten new shirts! Each shirt will only be available for ONE WEEK—until the next episode premieres with a NEW corresponding shirt design—and then it’s GONE FOREVER… never to be available again.
2 WAYS TO ENJOY SHIRT CLUB:
1. A LA CARTE
Each week, a new shirt will be offered for sale at the low low price of $20 USD (+ shipping/handling/sales). Simply check this page every week, order the shirt(s) you like, and enjoy!
…or, for the frugal completists, True Venturoos, Honorary AstroBase Cadet Candidates and the (rightfully) paranoid about missing a single, precious shirt …
2. SUBSCRIBE RIGHT NOW TO THE FULL SEASON OF SHIRT CLUB AND GET A FREE BONUS SHIRT!
For the bafflingly low price of $180.00 (USD) you will automatically receive ALL 10 of this season’s Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts, week by week, as they're produced—assuring you will never ever miss a Shirt Club shirt!
Not only will you save time and money over the cost of ordering each shirt individually, you'll also receive the “RUSTY’S MACHINE” BONUS T-SHIRT, ABSOLUTELY FREE. This fully-painted, full-color shout out to the 17th highest grossing film of 1981 features all our beloved heroes as you’ve never seen them before, printed on a never-not-sexy black tee, and available to SHIRT CLUB SUBSCRIBERS ONLY, making it the most limited and exclusive shirt. Did we mention it's FREE with every subscription?
For choosing to subscribe, instead of being a candyass who waits around to see if each week’s shirt “speaks to you as a person,” you get:
• All 10 shirts at the discounted price of $180 (USD)
• The Shirt Club Subscribers-Only Bonus t-shirt, available nowhere else to no one else by no other means
• Free shipping to U.S. (international orders will be charged a discounted shipping fee at checkout)
—That’s seriously a savings of something like $60 when you really do the math!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? When we say "Subscribe Now," we mean it! Because subscriptions to The Venture Bros. Shirt Club will ONLY BE AVAILABLE FROM NOW UNTIL MIDNIGHT (EST) on AUGUST 19th.
THE VB SHIRT CLUB “FINE PRINT”:
SHIPPING
All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts will be shipped via First Class U.S. Mail. Domestic shipping and handling is ABSOLUTELY FREE FOR U.S. SUBSCRIBERS (A discounted shipping/handling fee is charged to our International subscribers at checkout). For individual week-by-week orders, appropriate shipping + handling + sales tax will be added at checkout. Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. VB Shirt Club shirts are made-to-order on a week-by-week basis, so they’re not produced until all that week’s orders are in!
PLEASE NOTE: International orders will ship every other week, 2 shirts at a time, in order to save on shipping charges for you and us!
THE BRAND YOU TRUST, THE FIT YOU DESIRE
All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts are printed on stylishly fitted, Bella+Canvas® brand t-shirts, which are made right here in the US of A. Bella+Canvas® shirts are sized pretty normally, but we've included the Bella+Canvas® size charts so you can order with confidence. Because…
REFUNDS/EXCHANGES
Shirt Club shirts are non-refundable and we do not accept exchanges (we're seriously too busy making a TV show to deal with all that paperwork).
PROBLEM?
In the unlikely event of a screw-up on our end, however--say, we send you the wrong size or something--we will of course exchange the offending item for the proper one, at our expense. Please contact us at titmouse.stuff@titmouse.net to alert us to the problem, and someone will get back to you a.s.a.p. This email address is only for Shirt Club members and staff to conduct official Shirt Club business, however. Please do not send fan mail, hate mail, questions about Dean's hair or requests to "bring back Triana's hot friend" to this address.