HERE IS HOW THE VENTURE BROS. SHIRT of the week CLUB WORKS:
Each week we premiere a brand new episode of The Venture Bros. television program, we will premiere a brand new t-shirt design to go with it RIGHT HERE. The shirt will be on sale for one week only--until the next episode and the next shirt premiere. 8 new episodes, 8 new Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts!
We'll only print as many shirts of each design as we receive orders for (okay, we'll probably make a couple for ourselves, too) and once the ad for a shirt is removed, that shirt will never be available again.
All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts will be printed on only the finest Bella+Canvas® brand shirts available, and each is priced at $20 + shipping & handling.
2 WAYS TO ENJOY SHIRT CLUB:
1. A LA CARTE
Each week, a new shirt will be offered for sale at the low low price of $20 (+ shipping & handling). Simply check this page every week, order the shirt(s) you like, and enjoy!
…or, for the frugal completists, True Venturoos and Honorary AstroBase Cadet Candidates alike…
2. SUBSCRIBE NOW TO THE FULL SEASON OF SHIRT CLUB!
For the low, low price of $150 (U.S. & Canada) or $199 (International)* you will automatically receive ALL 8 Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts, week by week, as they're produced**—assuring you will never ever miss a Shirt Club shirt!
Not only will you save time and money over the cost of ordering each shirt individually, you'll also receive the “I [VB SKULL] N.Y.” BONUS T-SHIRT, ABSOLUTELY FREE. This black or white beauty (your choice—fun!) features the classic VB skull logo artfully recontextualized in an oh-so-familiar statement of civic pride, and is available to SHIRT CLUB SUBSCRIBERS ONLY, making it the most limited and exclusive shirt. Did we mention it's FREE with every subscription?
For choosing to subscribe, instead of being a candyass who waits around to see if each week’s shirt “speaks to you as a person,” you get:
• All 8 shirts at the discounted price of $150
• The Shirt Club Subscribers-Only Bonus t-shirt, available no where else to no one else by no other means.
• Free shipping for all shirts
—That’s seriously a savings of something like $50 when you really do the math!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? When we say "Subscribe Now," we mean it! Because subscriptions to The Venture Bros. Shirt Club will ONLY BE AVAILABLE FROM NOW UNTIL 11:59PM (EST) on FEBRUARY 7th. That's when the first week's shirts disappear--and so does your chance to subscribe to the full season of The Venture Bros. Shirt Club, save all that money, and be the proud, elite owner of the Venture Bros. "I [VB skull] N.Y." T-Shirt!
*International Subscribers—please forgive us for charging you more than our North American friends. We do so because we took a phenomenal bath on international shipping costs last season, having woefully underestimated them. Speaking of which…
** International orders will ship every other week, 2 shirts at a time, in order to save on shipping charges for everyone involved.
THE FINE PRINT
All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts will be shipped via First Class U.S. Mail. Shipping and handling is free for subscribers. For individual week-by-week orders, appropriate shipping + handling will be added at checkout. Please allow 2-4 weeks for delivery.
THE BRAND YOU TRUST, THE FIT YOU DESIRE
All Venture Bros. Shirt Club shirts are printed on stylishly fitted, Bella+Canvas® brand t-shirts, which are made right here in the US of A. Bella+Canvas® shirts are sized pretty normally, but we've included the Bella+Canvas® size charts so you can order with confidence. Because…
Shirt Club shirts are non-refundable and we do not accept exchanges (we're seriously too busy making a TV show to deal with all that paperwork).
In the unlikely event of a screw-up on our end, however--say, we send you the wrong size or something--we will of course exchange the offending item for the proper one, at our expense. Please contact us at VBShirtClub@titmouse.net to alert us to the problem, and someone will get back to you a.s.a.p. This email address is only for Shirt Club members and staff to conduct official Shirt Club business, however. Please do not send fan mail, hate mail, questions about Dean's hair or requests to "bring back Triana's hot friend" to this address.